Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Breaking news on Nicebirdrox.com?



Is it possible that Nicebirdrox.com actually has some news to break? Well, this cub reporter stumbled across some fascinating datapoints just before departing London town.



There I was, trying to make use of the library at London's Courtauld Institute of Art when I happened upon the happy students, proud parents and relieved professors all preparing for graduation ceremonies.



The smiliing faces were numerous, their joy infectious.



But, among these throngs, I happened to note someone who looked very familiar.



And, unless I was completely mistaken, his famous partner was also in attendance.



Sure enough, Old Ken had spied none other than T.J. Clark, famed Marxist art historian of modernism. Clark was in town along with his partner, the art historian Anne Wagner, to deliver the commencement speech at the Courtauld and to receive an honorary degree. Can I say it? What a scoop!

Saturday, July 08, 2006

What is the internet?



What is the internet? And, how exactly does it work? Since Senator Ted Stevens (R, Alaska) took the mic late last month, these questions have been sparking speculation world wide. Naturally, Old Ken thought it'd be best to give some visual exposition to these questions just so that we can get to the bottom of that rascal, the internet.

A little preliminary commentary from that inveterate techie, Sen. Stevens: "I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially."

How could this happen? Well, Senator Stevens has a clear sense of the cause of these intolerable delays: "The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck."



This visual should help. But what is the internet, Senator Stevens?

"It's a series of tubes."



Like these? Okay ... I *guess* that makes sense.



But, does this explain anything? Let's use this internet thought bubble as a symbol for our mystery.



And, as we ruminate upon these curiosities, here are a few images that come up when you put "internet" into an image search.



The map pictured above looks plausibly like a representation of where and how the internet is used. And these jokers? What do they have to do with the representation of the internet? Old Ken is baffled. Any insights will be welcomed. Why not send the directly to:

The Honorable Ted Stevens
United States Senate
522 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Everybody loves ya, baby! We're all goin' England Crazy!



So croons Terry Venables. But sometimes, you get a visit from Il Postino.



Jet-lag can be exhausting and here Il Postino attacks the problem head on.



Once better rested, Il Postino and Old Ken set off for a tour of the sites of greater south east London. This included a ramble through the outer reaches of Crystal Palace park to find the elusive dinosaurs (which we met last summer). But then we made our way up to the Horniman Museum—a highly eclectic collection assembled by a Victorian tea merchant—and its totem: the gigantic stuffed walrus. According to the popular mythology, this walrus was shot and then stuff by a taxidermist who was unfamiliar with the fact that such creatures have loose rolls of flesh. Thus, this fellow is not only enormous but stretched as tight as a drum!



With our appetite for natural history momentarily sated, it was off to the Wickham Arms for some exciting football action. Il Postino's visit just so happened to coincide with the early knock-out stages of the World Cup and many a pleasant hour was spent rooting for underdogs and munching on Nobby's Nuts.



With summer having begun approximately two days before Il Postino's arrival—literally, Old Ken was wearing a sweater well into mid-June—pleasant hours were whiled away reading in the garden. Above we see a broken-knuckled artist's rendition thereof.



Another exciting event on tap was a local open studio session. La Delfina and Old Ken made this scene, while Il Postino chilled. Mostly we saw interesting interiors ...



... and cool instruments.



But, by and large, the art was pretty questionable.



Such was certainly not the case with Bill Viola's amazing Tristan and Isolde-based video installation that Il Postino and Old Ken went to see near London Bridge. Viola's work had been installed in an abandoned Victorian primary school, where it was projected on screens—some massive, other much more intimate. I'll reserve further comment on this incredible show as it may well deserve its own blog; but here's a shot of Il Postino inside.



Right next door to this installation sits London's new City Hall. Apparently, in the interest of transparency in government, City Hall is not only largely made of glass but also open to the public. We were able to get up to the second floor, but alas were not able to see any functionaries pushing papers around. Que lastima!



Finally, we see an image of Il Postino taking it all in outside the Tower of London. Soon thereafter, we went on a stroll through East London tracing the "Haunts of Jack the Ripper." As with Postie's visit in general, we might summarize with the Spanish phrase: Que divertito!