This really can't be happening

Let's start with a statement of unimpeachable fact: "Most cats love milk." Amen. However, Whiskas® is about to throw a monkeywrench in that cold steel lock of truth: "Did you know that the lactose (milk sugar) found in cow's milk can be difficult for some cats to digest?"



What's a caring cat owner to do? That's right, you heard right: "Whiskas® Cat Milk has been specially developed by top nutritionists and vets to provide a healthier alternative than cow's milk. For starters, Whiskas® Cat Milk contains much less lactose than you'd find in the same amount of cow's milk."

But, say I get a little bit thirsty. Can I enjoy it too?



"It's also got the same great taste of ordinary milk and is a natural source of calcium. Every lap is full of goodness."

And how does one get this magical ambrosia?



Dare I dream?