32 Pooches + 1 School Bus = Wow!
Just one German shepherd can be quite a lot to handle.
A very, er, demonstrative dog (with the emphasis on the "demon").
Well, what would happen if you got - - oh, I don't know - - say, 32 of these pooches together?
And then, you loaded them all up onto a schoolbus? Well, chances are, you'd get some of this:
That's right; some good preachin'. Such, it seems, was the plan of a former resident of Bridgewater, N.H. who made the news. Having received complaints about the racket from and maltreatment of his undernourished, neglected (and no doubt very, very angry) pooches, said man explained that he was heading out west and hoping to get a rural town to give him a place to live free as their preacher.
Now, say we visualize this scene in small town Montana. You could probably hear the sound of the dogs barking about five minutes before the bedraggled school bus actually made it onto the main street. The smell of fetid fur and feces would probably then be oppressive as soon as the bus door opened. So, how many of the fine residents of this small town would then turn to one another and solemnly pronounce: "Well, there's our preacher"?
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