Sunday, January 28, 2007

Why, World, Why?



Every day has its little mysteries. But one to beat all was that which I saw just off the Strand the other night. "An ugly van," you say. "What's so special about that?"



Huzzah! That's right; a van dedicated to Lil Jon! Now, I'm not sure if I can give the most authoritative backstory on the wherewithal of Lil Jon but he's best known for his "I-got-a-voice-like-a-fairground-barker" vocal stylings and, above all, ...



Yup, the most memorable thing about Lil Jon is his ubiquitous "Pimp Cup." With the sand in Lil Jon's celebrity glass down no doubt to about 3 of Andy Warhol's prescribed fifteen minutes, Old Ken wonders about the long-term viability of all this as a way of decorating one's van. But hey, as they say, de gustibus non disputandum est.

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