Prankster's Paradise

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"As I walk the Quaggy valley up toward Lambeth
I take a look at my knife, and the blade got nothin' left.



"I been gashin' and slashin' tires so long,
And I've only got one more stink bomb."

Oh, Nuevo Cruz (as Old Ken likes to call New Cross) ... you do it to me every time. Would you be surprised to learn that inside this store—a veritable prankster's paradise if there ever was one—we find signs instructing customers not to threaten the staff? Warnings, I would hasten to note, posted directly next to advertisements for spray paint. Whee!